How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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