Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
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