I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
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Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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