What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I don't deserve a penis
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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