Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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