we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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