hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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