I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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