K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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