i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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