Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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