Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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