Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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