shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Randomize
