isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I just gift wrapped bread.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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