Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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