Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
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