hotel room ftw
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Randomize
