its not stalking. its research.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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