remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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