So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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