i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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