It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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