New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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