I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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