Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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