My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
