I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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