Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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