its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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