no you cant smoke seaweed
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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