Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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