That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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