I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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