I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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