i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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