I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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