guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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