garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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