My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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