Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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