Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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