Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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