He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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