my room smells like sperm. sweet.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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