Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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