He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
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