Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
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