is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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