I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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