i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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