Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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