Are we in a gay sports bar?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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