Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
