shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
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