yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
