STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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