Midget sex pt 2 tonight
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
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