you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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